Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Uncool at the pool.

We were at our favorite resort in Puerto Vallarta Mexico over Memorial Day week.  Yes, I took a week away from my project at work.  I had reached a point where I was going to start punching people (hard!).  We all agreed that if I didn’t leave I would probably have a mental breakdown.  So off we went.

One day while sitting at the pool, we noticed two guys with a pair of binoculars.  We didn’t think twice about it since they could get some views of the gorgeous birds flying around and maybe spot some dolphins Oceanside.

But. . . They were looking at women who were AT THE POOL.  What?  They were sitting on the opposite side of the pool from the bar.  Every woman that walked by to get a drink got the binoculars pointed at her boobs and her ass.  From about 100 feet away!  Heaven forbid that someone bent or leaned over.  Those guys got a close up of a lot of cleavage.  They didn't keep it a secret either.  They passed the binocs back and forth looked at whatever caught their fancy.  Binoculars at 100 feet?  Really?

As we watched what they were watching (does that make us as bad as them?), we noticed that they’d point the binocs towards the hotel windows.  Maybe hoping for someone who forgot to close their curtains?  I wonder if they got lucky.

I do realize that when you have a bunch of people in swimsuits (especially bikinis) you will have eyes roaming to their bodies.  But, the “normal” crowd is wearing sunglasses and no one really knows where those eyes are pointed.  With the binoculars, there was no question what they were looking at.

Bird Watchers or Girl Stalkers?

Cruisers, Boozers, or just Losers?
You decide!


Monday, June 3, 2013

New Posts Coming Soon - I PROMISE!

I know I've been gone forever.  I'm sure no one comes to read this blog anymore.

My project that was supposed to end in January is still going strong.

I did take a vacation to Mexico last week (I was going to punch some body's lights out if I didn't leave).  I've got a couple of good things to write about from my trip.

I'll get to it ASAP!!  I swear.

Meanwhile, here's some birds you can see in Puerto Vallarta:

A Pelican.  They are graceful for their size.  It's fun to watch them dive into the water and come up with fish.

A Frigatebird.  We LOVE these.  They look so prehistoric.