Or so my fortunes told me.
I love fortune cookies (I've mentioned this before) and had some for a treat at lunch today.
First I read, "New financial resources will soon become available to you."
I thought, "Yeah, right."
Then I opened the second one and read, "You will inherit a large sum of money."
I guess I better get busy responding to those e-mail from some foreign country telling me that someone needs to get large sums of money to the US and I'm the only one that can help. I will get paid handsomely.