I’ve already told you how we met in 9th grade and I hope she forgives me for telling you this.
Judy is very lucky and has beautiful, naturally curly hair. Most women would pay a lot of money to have hair like hers.
When I met her, she wore her hair just like Roseanne Rosannadanna. You remember that character from Saturday Night Live don’t you? She was played by Gilda Radner and had hair that looked like a triangle. Or, maybe it was a trapezoid? Go ahead and Google that; I had to. I'm not sure which but I felt like it was a triangle so that's the story I'm sticking to.
Maybe Judy just didn’t know how to handle that great hair as a young lady. Every day she’d put a barrette on each side of her head and mash that section down. Every. Single. Day. The result was a perfect triangle of hair. When I sat behind her in 9th grade English, I was very distracted by this. I’d wonder how it got into that triangle shape and stayed there. It was hard to concentrate on class with that thought racing through my head.
|Not really Judy but you can see how distracting this hair would be. Right?|
One day she got her haircut and let those curls loose. She’s had the most beautiful, non-triangular hair ever since.
Now that I look back, I wonder why I never got to see that hair without those barrettes. What DID it look like? It still haunts me.