Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Does that movie get a thumbs up or down?

A few years ago, Angry worked for a sub-contractor to Time Warner Cable.  He was the warehouse guy who took care of handing out equipment to the techs that installed at peoples’ homes.

If someone was fired, he would collect equipment from their truck to inventory and return to the warehouse.

A supervisor for the technicians was fired one afternoon and Angry went to work on his truck.  As he cleaned out and inventoried stuff, he discovered something that was not a regulation piece of equipment.  Tucked under the driver’s seat was an X-rated DVD.  Angry would normally just toss something like that in the trash but this one was a bit unusual.

It was MIDGET PORN.  And yes, while midget may not be the PC way to say “small people” those were the words on the cover.  MIDGET PORN.  I realize that if you are a vertically challenged person this may be a type of porn you'd like to watch.  Angry's company did not employ any small people so this seemed to be a fetish of some sort.  If it wasn't a fetish, the supervisor shouldn't have left his DVD behind for everyone to assume it was!

Instead of tossing it out, Angry brought the DVD to his supervisor.  He wanted everyone in the office to see it and discuss make fun of the guy who was “into” that.  Everyone giggled like school girls for a few minutes and went back to work.

A week or so later, one of the techs said he had heard a rumor about the DVD and wanted to see if it was real.  It had quickly become a legend!  When they went to find it in the office, it was gone.  Angry knew it wasn't thrown out because he emptied the garbage cans for the office every night before he left work.  That DVD was never in there.

It seems that someone else had a midget porn fetish and the DVD went to a good home.  I hope that they had an understanding like-minded wife or girlfriend and the movie (and whoopee time after) was enjoyed!


Michael Strauss said...

Freeky-deekies need love, too!

Liz said...

Yes, yes they do!! I just don't want to see or hear about it. :-)

Pat said...

FYI - "little people" have normal sized penises. Oh yes they do. Not that I'm talking from experience or anything......saw it on an episode of CSI or something like that!

Laura said...

Midget Porn is awesome. Funny, but awesome. HA!

Liz said...

Well Laura, I've never actually seen it but I'll take your word for it! Ha!

Liz said...

Pat- I obviously need to watch more CSI!! Ha!!

D.E. Bishop said...

This has absolutely nothing to do with midget porn - not that there's anything wrong with that.

I just discovered your blog and am smashed dead flat with jealousy that you get to live in Seattle!!!! Argh!! I did an internship in Concrete. (The town, you know? Thomas Wolfe? East of Mt. Vernon.) Anyway, that was 17 years ago and I really, really wanted to get back there right away. Washington so incredibly gorgeous! I haven't made it yet.

I live in beautiful, downtown Minneapolis, MN. No beaches. No ocean. No mountains.

I'm in love with the Olympic Peninsula, the Inside Passage, Rialto Beach, the Pacific, Puget Sound, Victoria, the Cascades, and just about everything else.

I think I'll just have to start walking and not stop until I cross the continental divide. Of course, that probably means I'll be spending winter in the Tetons (MT) or Cascades. Not a good idea.

Okay, maybe I'll wait till next May. Can I stay with you?

Liz said...

Hey D.E. - I'm sorry to say that I don't live in Seattle. I'm lucky enough to have a Step-Brother that does live there so I get to visit (which is why you see pictures from there on my blog)!! Your idea of a long walk is great except I frown upon exercise! HA! I'm actually in Wisconsin so I understand the love of the West Coast compared to the Midwest. I'm lucky to be right on Lake Michigan but it's not the same. Thanks for commenting. I hope you hang around and read my blog in the future!!