I was getting ready for work today and having a hot flash.
Hey, hot flashes? You can go straight to hell.
Anyway, try putting on a bra when your body is slick with sweat (sorry to my male readers as that's TMI). And, putting on makeup with a sweaty face is impossible!
As I opened the back door to leave for work, the cold air felt heavenly on my overheated body.
But I started to wondering about something. . .
My temp was 500,000° (I didn't need a thermometer, I could just tell) which is slightly over the normal temp of 98.6°. I felt like I would self-combust at any moment.
I walked outside and the temperature was 0°.
Could I catch a cold (sweaty, wet body into freezing air)? Could my heart stop from the sudden temperature change?
One question was answered. I'm still here so I didn't have a heart attack.
Right now I just want to say, "Fuck you menopause."