You may be asking yourself, "Why is she telling me this?"
Well . . . I woke up around 10:30 pm and realized that I should be sleeping in my bed (next to an alarm clock). I just ran off to bed without washing my face or brushing my teeth.
You may be asking yourself (again!), "Why is she telling me this?"
Well. . . When I got up this morning and went into the bathroom, this is what greeted me in the mirror!
|Look at the smeared makeup only. Do NOT look at the wrinkles!|
Yikes! It looks like I was in a bar fight last night and got a good ass whopping. Black eyes? Yes please. Although, that may have been more fun than sleeping on the couch. No?
Luckily I have some great makeup remover and soap. I was all back to normal in a few minutes. If I have to have a black eye (or two), that's the kind I want.