I mishear Angry quite often.
I think he mumbles. He says I have "bad ears."
Due to his mumbling, we've had some interesting conversations.
We were watching a basketball game:
Angry: The hamster's ready to date.
Angry: I said that the score's been stuck on 38.
Me: I was wondering how you'd know anything about a hamster's love life.
We were chatting about how old and decrepit I was feeling one day:
Angry: If you were a whore, I'd send you to the glue factory.
Me: I'm a whore?
Angry: If you were a HORSE, I'd send you to the glue factory.
Me: Either way, that's not nice.
He better stop mumbling because I'm not buying hearing aids (even though I'm about ready for the glue factory!).