While hanging out
Woman Reading Sign About Grizzly Bears: “I just don’t get it.”
Friend Who Looked Confused: “Don’t get what?”
WRSAGB: “Why they are so fat?”
WRSAGB: “They eat healthy stuff. You know, like Elks and animals and stuff.”
WRSAGB: “How do they get so faaaaat when they eat such healthy food? If you eat healthy, you shouldn’t get fat.”
|Hey, watch it! I'm not fat. I'm fluffy.|
I hope this woman isn't a nutritionist. I wouldn't want to be told to eat healthy foods like "animals and stuff."
Just remember, don’t tell a bear that he’s fat. He may just eat you out of anger.