Angry's Rules

Angry makes up his own rules.  Especially when driving.

One day, we were sitting in the left turn lane of a very busy intersection.  We were not out in the street; we were still behind the crosswalk. 

Our light turned red and he pulled out and turned!

Being a professional back seat driver I screamed said, "What the hell are you doing?  You just ran a red light!"

His answer?  "I didn't break the law.  Nobody beeped at me."

This is the word of Angry.  Amen.

Wha?

Angry and I visited our zoo last Sunday.

While hanging out with the Grizzly Bears at the Grizzly Bear exhibit, I overhead this conversation:

Woman Reading Sign About Grizzly Bears:  “I just don’t get it.”

Friend Who Looked Confused:  “Don’t get what?”

WRSAGB:  “Why they are so fat?”

FWLC:  “Wha?”

WRSAGB:  “They eat healthy stuff.  You know, like Elks and animals and stuff.”

FWLC:  “Wha?”

WRSAGB:  “How do they get so faaaaat when they eat such healthy food?  If you eat healthy, you shouldn’t get fat.”

 

They are BEARS!  Bears!  They aren’t fat.  They're bears!  Bears are big huge animals!  While I wanted to scream that out loud, I quietly said it to Angry instead.  He laughed so hard I thought he was going to pee his pants.

Hey, watch it! I'm not fat. I'm fluffy.

I hope this woman isn't a nutritionist.  I wouldn't want to be told to eat healthy foods like "animals and stuff."

Just remember, don’t tell a bear that he’s fat.  He may just eat you out of anger.

 

 

 

How creative!

I had the radio on while I was driving home from work yesterday.  An ad came on and for some reason it caught my attention so I listened instead of changing the channel.

While the 'announcer' was talking I heard, "It feels so real that it feels real."

Well now, that was creative wasn't it?

It's time they hire a new advertising agency.

I think my cat could have some up with a better line than that!

I can write better ad copy than you can.  Nan na na na boo boo!

Uncool at the pool.

We were at our favorite resort in Puerto Vallarta Mexico over Memorial Day week.  Yes, I took a week away from my project at work.  I had reached a point where I was going to start punching people (hard!).  We all agreed that if I didn’t leave I would probably have a mental breakdown.  So off we went.

One day while sitting at the pool, we noticed two guys with a pair of binoculars.  We didn’t think twice about it since they could get some views of the gorgeous birds flying around and maybe spot some dolphins Oceanside.

But. . . They were looking at women who were AT THE POOL.  What?  They were sitting on the opposite side of the pool from the bar.  Every woman that walked by to get a drink got the binoculars pointed at her boobs and her ass.  From about 100 feet away!  Heaven forbid that someone bent or leaned over.  Those guys got a close up of a lot of cleavage.  They didn't keep it a secret either.  They passed the binocs back and forth looked at whatever caught their fancy.  Binoculars at 100 feet?  Really?

As we watched what they were watching (does that make us as bad as them?), we noticed that they’d point the binocs towards the hotel windows.  Maybe hoping for someone who forgot to close their curtains?  I wonder if they got lucky.

I do realize that when you have a bunch of people in swimsuits (especially bikinis) you will have eyes roaming to their bodies.  But, the “normal” crowd is wearing sunglasses and no one really knows where those eyes are pointed.  With the binoculars, there was no question what they were looking at.

Bird Watchers or Girl Stalkers?

Cruisers, Boozers, or just Losers?

 

You decide!

 

 

 

 

New Posts Coming Soon - I PROMISE!

I know I've been gone forever.  I'm sure no one comes to read this blog anymore.

My project that was supposed to end in January is still going strong.

I did take a vacation to Mexico last week (I was going to punch some body's lights out if I didn't leave).  I've got a couple of good things to write about from my trip.

I'll get to it ASAP!!  I swear.

Meanwhile, here's some birds you can see in Puerto Vallarta:




A Pelican.  They are graceful for their size.  It's fun to watch them dive into the water and come up with fish.

A Frigatebird.  We LOVE these.  They look so prehistoric.