Monday, June 20, 2011

The black hole bra!

Anyone that’s ever met me in person knows that I’m, to put it nicely, well endowed.

I’ve had many things fall right in my shirt and catch in my bra.  My "catches" include things like popcorn, earrings, french fries, and even a pen (that I had been holding in my mouth).  I shake my bra and the item will fall through the bottom of my shirt.

On Saturday at about 9:30 am (time frames will be important later), I was in a hurry to get to a jewelry class.  I had a headache and went to take some aspirin.  I realized that I hadn’t taken my blood pressure pill.  So, I grabbed four pills (three aspirins and the BP meds) and tossed them into my mouth.  I felt like I didn’t get all four in but didn’t see anything that fell on the floor or anything that got caught in my hair.

I went on my merry way the rest of the day (oh, I’m a poet!).  Jewelry class from 10 am to 1 pm.  Stopping to pick up Angry.  Grocery shopping.  A quick lunch at Sonic.  A stop at Target for household items.  A stop at the pet store for food and liter.  We were on the go all day, getting home around 4:30 pm.  At 6 pm, we left to go out to dinner.  Sometime during the evening, I (as usual) dropped a french fry that ended up in my bra.  I lifted the bottom of my shirt and shook my bra to get it out.  Into my hand fell the fry AND MY BLOOD PRESSURE PILL! 

I was right that I didn’t get all four pills into my mouth and was walking around with that damn pill in my bra for almost 12 hours.

Whoops!  I guess my bra is a black hole.



8 comments:

Laura said...

I will get food crumbs and think I have melanoma.

LeeAnn said...

I too said my bra was a black hole (which it is). Once I mentioned it to H, to which he replied "No, the black hole is between your chin and forehead."
After his jaw healed, he apologized.

(No husbands were actually harmed in the making of this comment.)

Liz said...

Laura - I'm glad I'm not worried about diseases like you are! With what I find in my bra, I'd expect death shortly thereafter!! HA

Liz said...

LeeAnn - I'm lucky the the Hubby has never said anything like that (or is HE lucky?)!!

Vegas Linda Lou said...

That is so funny, Liz! That cleavage of yours could be hazardous to your health!

Liz said...

Well Linda, I guess it depends on what I drop in there. So far, nothing that has been on fire or explosives! HA! Consider me luck.

Beau's Mom said...

At least your boobs had low blood pressure all day.

Liz said...

Beau's Mom - I didn't think about that! At least it wasn't the "little blue pill" hanging out in there!! HA!