The other day, I was using a stall in a ladies room. I will not mention where I was – it could have been a bar, a restaurant, or work – as I don’t want to incriminate anyone. I was getting ready to finish up (flush and head to the sink) when a woman entered the stall next to mine.
She proceeded to make some noises in her stall. It started with an “Aaaaah.” I can maybe understand that one. I’ve waited too long to pee many times and that relief is awesome. But, I will only make a comment if I’m at home and Angry’s near the bathroom. I usually say something like, “Man, I really had to go! Glad I didn’t pee my pants.”
She then continued with more. “Hmmm, uuuuh, ooooh” were some of the sounds I heard.
This went on while I washed my hands (loud enough for me to hear over the flushing toilet and the running water).
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See, this is the stuff you just can't make up. Why would anyone bother writing fiction when real life is so fascinating?
Agreed Linda! I do now think that maybe she was upset about something. Should I have waited to see if she was OK? Would someone appreciate that? I'll tell myself, "probably not." :-)
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