Yesterday, I was waiting for an elevator to get to the parking garage. I yawned. A huge yawn with my mouth wide open and that “yeeeaaww” noise. I didn’t cover my mouth because I was the only one waiting for an elevator.
Suddenly, I realized that I was on camera. I hoped no one at the security desk was watching! They would have gotten a great view of the molars in my big mouth. YIKES! How ugly did my face look while that yawn was happening?
Then I started thinking. . . . What else have they seen over the 20 years I’ve worked here?
Have I scratched the side of my nose (the side not facing the camera) and they thought I was picking it?
Have I plucked a straying piece of underwear from my behind? Like the pair that doesn’t start out as thongs but ends up there.
Have I rearranged an ill-fitting bra around my boobs?
Have I scratched in an uncivilized place like an armpit?
I suppose it’s too late to worry about all that now. Although, I do wonder if they store those security videos somewhere. That would make for some interesting programming.
If I do any of those things again, I’ll be sure to smile and wave at the camera when I’m done!
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